February 2012
1 post
January 2012
36 posts
ohsnapitsjackie:
Toploader | Dancing in the...
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I wish you lived closer
“That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful,...”
– Holden Caulfield (via delianasecret)
my marriage, when I get married.
michelleistumblin:
me: hey babe welcome home husband: *kiss* hey baby how are you to- me: take off your pants —————————————————————— husband: hey i just ordered some chinese food me: how long did they say it would take? husband: about 30 mins me: get naked ...
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lejoul:
It’s 30-somethin’ degrees outside. Why am I hoping for snow that obviously won’t come? :P
me at school: Ill work on this at home
me at home: Ill work on this at school
1112pm:
I think I’m retarded.
How most girls think when they see a pretty girl: 1. Whatever, she’s probably full of herself. 2. She’s probably dumb. 3. She wears too much makeup.
How most girls react when they see a pretty girl: 1. The Bitch Face 2. The Half Smile 3. The Cold Shoulder
How I think and react when I see a pretty girl: ooommmgggshe’ssooopretttyyyyIwonderwhatshedoesforaliving!?...
December 2011
66 posts
Whipped
legistics:
The most common misconception is that catering to your girl means your whipped. There’s a difference between respecting your girl to make her happy, and straight up being whipped. I was actually with my friends and my friend’s girlfriend asked my friend to get her something from the car. Immediately everyone starts screaming, “Whipped”. No, you cuntfaces, that’s not being whipped....
