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sydneeeybui:

I want her

sydneeeybui:

I want her

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this is like russell conwell!

this is like russell conwell!

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Tags: jennapush

I wish you lived closer

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donaldpyu:

thebostonhomo:

Moi? (Taken with instagram)

dude i totally want to work for starbucks purely for this hahahahhahah. or jamba

hehe looks familiar (x i still have all the cups!

donaldpyu:

thebostonhomo:

Moi? (Taken with instagram)

dude i totally want to work for starbucks purely for this hahahahhahah. or jamba

hehe looks familiar (x i still have all the cups!

"That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you’re not looking, somebody’ll sneak up and write “Fuck you” right under your nose. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it’ll say “Holden Caulfield” on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it’ll say “Fuck you.” I’m positive."

— Holden Caulfield (via delianasecret)

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thatfunnyblog:

http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

my marriage, when I get married.

michelleistumblin:

me: hey babe welcome home
husband: *kiss* hey baby how are you to-
me: take off your pants

——————————————————————
husband: hey i just ordered some chinese food
me: how long did they say it would take?
husband: about 30 mins
me: get naked
husband: but i thought we were gonna-
me: naked. now

——————————————————————-
husband: i’m bored
me: lay down.now

———————————————————————-
me: i love you so much
husband: i love you too…it’s a beautiful saturday morning and i don’t have to work today. We should go to the park and-
me: get in the bed

———————————————————————-
husband: there is this great new bookstore around the corner wanna go?
me: nope.sex
husband: but they have that book you wanted and i was-
me: sex

————————————————————————
me: i had a crappy day at work today
husband: want me to make you some tea?
me: i want you naked. i’m angry
husband: what about a back rub?
me: naked…drop your pants
husband: you mean you don’t want to talk about it? really?!
me: drop your pants and put ya dick in my mouth…this is not a fucking game.
OMFG LOL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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lejoul:

It’s 30-somethin’ degrees outside. Why am I hoping for snow that obviously won’t come? :P

Back around christmas time (:

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